Um, I'll take both please...
Screencaps courtesy of shadow at the Reporter Caps forum.
Here are some of the steps, via Huffington Post:
The point of this book is to help all women, whether they are single, dating or in a relationship, laugh their way towards becoming the sexiest and most confident versions of themselves.
Step 1: Read How to Love Like a Hot Chick
Step 2: Boost Your Sexy Confidence
To start loving like a Hot Chick, first you need to squash your LSE (Low Self Esteem), and Boot-y Parlor's Luminizing Body Butter with Pheromones is our ultimate confidence-boosting secret weapon. It is infused with a powerful pheromone that makes us feel instantly irresistible, not to mention soft and infinitely touchable. So squash that LSE and start feeling like the luscious man-magnet that you are with this flirty little secret. We won't tell!
Step 3: Get What You Want
The next step to loving like a Hot Chick is to figure out what you want and do everything you can to get it. Since we always want to be ready to get some kisses, we prepare ourselves with Boot-y Parlor's Kissaholic Kissing Kit. This revolutionary kit leaves our lips plump and kissable and gives us sweet, fresh breath that helps us feel confident even in the face of an unexpected make-out moment. Our favorite shade is "Swoon," but all three leave us ready to do exactly that!
Step 4: Get Hot and Steamy and Stay Safe
Remember, Hot Chicks never apologize for their appetites, and that includes their desires for food, chocolate, and (of course) sex! But Hot Chicks also must play it safe, so we are always equipped with The Petite Intimacy LoveKit. This sexy and discreet kit has everything we need to get hot and steamy with our special someone, and it will make your man will feel oh so lucky to be oh so intimate with a passionate, prepared Hot Chick like you!
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